By Torry Stiles
10. You can’t expect folks to concentrate on the Democrats after Mahomes ripped up the 49ers.
9. They had a great new app for voting by phone, but a lot of folks had forgotten to buy more minutes.
8. Confusion over folks who thought they were voting for The Masked Singer.
7. Every time they took a count “None of the Above” kept coming out on top.
6. They had the app to vote but nobody bought the premium package and they wasted a lot of time with folks clicking on ads for Hulu, Wish and the newest Candy Crush game.
5. Still a lot of folks agonizing over how to spell Buttigieg and Klobuchar.
4. The voting app was working OK, but a lot of folks kept clicking back to FarmersOnly.com.
3. The caucus was going great until a fight broke out in back over the whole “mustard in potato salad” thing.
2. Pretty sure it was Russians or the Chinese. … or maybe North Dakota. They’ve launched a congressional investigation.
1. Just had a few loose ends. There were a bunch of papers that Nancy Pelosi was going to check on Tuesday.