by Torry Stiles
- Since getting I’ve been hit with several text messages from the Covid Mafia. I get less spam after writing back to one of those Nigerian princes.
- The shot was barely noticeable. The lack of a lollipop afterwards left me feeling like I’d been gypped.
- Brought back memories. The last time I had been to a big box store at 6 a.m. was to try and buy some Power Rangers.
- I had to fill out a questionnaire and list my current medical issues. With all I put on there I don’t think it mattered. They were just being nosy.
- If you scream at just the right time the pharmacist squirts Covid juice all over the place.
- I got my shot in a local big box store. I kept imagining if we still had Kmart there’d be a Blue Light Special and I’d get both shots for one price.
- After the shot I had to hang out for 15 minutes in case I passed out or something. After looking at the other people around me I so wanted to do my best zombie impersonation.
- There were more possible side-effects listed than symptoms I had when I caught the ‘Rona.
- The brochure with the shot repeatedly tells you that it isn’t USDA or FDA approved. Somewhere out there is a crazy aunt with her collection of essential oils saying, “ I told you so.”
- I can’t tell you which big store hosted my inoculation but I think you could figure it out. They had one line open.