By Torry Stiles
10. “No free phones but here’s a MAGA hat.”
9. “America first, unless Albania shows up.”
8. “Tell me where I stand.”
7. “Will Govern for Food.”
6. “Feel the Bern but wash your hands afterward.”
5. “Freedom. Prosperity. Immunity from prosecution.”
4. “A vegan chicken patty in every pot.”
3. “Bought and paid for.”
2. “A man of convictions, all misdemeanors.”
1.”At least I’m not Trump.”
