Top 10 things scarier than Halloween Monsters

By Torry Stiles

10. “Mom! Mom! ….. It’s overflowing!”
9. “What does ‘No brakes’ sound like?”
8. “We have an appointment with the principal.”
7. “The DOT has announced some new closures on I-65 for bridge repairs.”
6. “I thought we’d try the vegetarian thing for a bit.”
5. “Just 14 days to flatten the curve.”
4. “When did we get a cat?”
3. “Store’s out of toilet paper.”
2. “It’s for infrastructure.”
1. “Facebook’s down.”