10. “Mom! Mom! ….. It’s overflowing!”
9. “What does ‘No brakes’ sound like?”
8. “We have an appointment with the principal.”
7. “The DOT has announced some new closures on I-65 for bridge repairs.”
6. “I thought we’d try the vegetarian thing for a bit.”
5. “Just 14 days to flatten the curve.”
4. “When did we get a cat?”
3. “Store’s out of toilet paper.”
2. “It’s for infrastructure.”
1. “Facebook’s down.”