By Torry Stiles
10. “Shhhh. Nap time. Catch me on break.”
9. “What other ‘N words’ am I not supposed to say?”
8. “This is my emotional support animal. See his vest? Don’t worry – this one’s non-venomous.”
7. “The employee manual says I have to wear the company shirt. It don’t say nothin’ about pants.”
6. “Do you offer a make-up test for that drug test?”
5. “Are these sexual harassment pamphlets guidelines, rules or suggestions?”
4. “Hey, I clocked in. When’s lunch?”
3. “I may have fudged a bit on my job app. What am I supposed to be doing?”
2. “How mandatory is ‘mandatory attendance?'”
1.”Sorry. I didn’t see a ‘No Smoking’ sign. I’ve never worked in a fireworks factory before.”
