TOP 10 REJECTED NAMES FOR THE STIMULUS CHECKS

By Torry Stiles

10. Corona Cash

9. Plague Payola

8. Coughing Fund

7. Tattoo-pallooza

6. Tips for the Apocalypse

5. Coronus Bonus

4. McConnell’s Fund Meal

3. Pence Pennies

2. Pelosi’s Pesos

1. Trump Change