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Throwing the book at Captain Hook
By Curtis Honeycutt Before I slash at Captain Hook’s character, I want to say this: if I could grow a twisty mustache like Captain Hook, I would absolutely do it. I wouldn’t give up my […]
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Top 10 reasons they keep taking those classified documents out of the White House
By Torry Stiles 10. “She wasn’t the only intern there, ya know.” 9. “The grandkids like using those ‘TOP SECRET’ file folders to stash their Pokemon cards.” 8. “The weekly update usually includes a Sudoku […]
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Top 10 things for Colts fans to do now
By Torry Stiles 10. Quietly cry yourself to sleep clutching your favorite Peyton Manning jersey. 9. Fire up the VCR with those tapes from 2007. 8. Learn to love professional cornhole competitions. 7. Ask the bartender […]
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If you squint, it almost makes sense
By Curtis Honeycutt I didn’t wear glasses until I was 19. As an up-and-coming visionary word nerd, I had never thought I needed corrective lenses. Of course, I always fancied monocles, although I didn’t know […]
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Will ChatGPT replace human writers?
By Curtis Honeycutt Welcome to the year of AI content creation. From writing to artwork created by artificial intelligence software, the internet is embracing this “make the computer do it for me” approach. Soon after […]
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Top 10 ways you blew the first date
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m out here waiting. You said you’d pick me up at 6 p.m.” “Who is this?” 9. “How will I know which one is you?” “I’ll be out front with a […]
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It’s not as bad as it sounds
By Curtis Honeycutt I’ve been accused of acting my shoe size more times than I can count. I’m OK with that. Why is that, you ask? Kids have way more fun. If we take ourselves […]
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Top 10 reasons to avoid the fight at Waffle House
By Torry Stiles 10. You might want to visit Canada soon, and they won’t let you in if you got a felony. 9. I think that might be your REAL daddy working the grill tonight. […]
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Top 10 reasons you drive your car on the frozen canal downtown
By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that show, ‘Ice Road Truckers’?” 8. (From the back seat) “Are […]
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Top 10 ways to ruin Christmas
By Torry Stiles 10. Test the artificial tree’s claim of being fireproof. Bonus points if it’s at somebody else’s house. 9. Ask every female guest between 18 and menopause at the office party if they are […]