By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: as discussed last week. The kids taught me a thing or two.) “Goochy” means good. “Dookie” means bad. “Dookie” has several other uses and none of them are printable. Kids […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Saturday morning I leave the Hoosier state for a trip to Washington, D. C. with a few dozen students from Daniel Webster School 46. It includes a bus ride, a […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Your father calls to complain about the lack of a decent brunch at least once a year. 9. “Oh, honey. That’s fine. I know you’re busy. My real children remembered.” 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. I can take comfort in knowing I have more hair and fewer felony convictions than several of my classmates. 9. Four years of high school sneaking cigarettes and other things and […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Not only has the dog barged in to watch you take a bath, but he brought a plugged-in electric toaster with him. 9. The meatloaf tastes funny and the cat refuses […]
By Porkrinds Stiles (Translated by Torry Stiles) (Dear readers – Longtime followers of this column … that would be you, Mom … will remember my pet pig and occasional guest commentator, Porkrinds. After a few […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Never take yourself too seriously. Remember: your wife may love you but she still thinks you’re an idiot. 9. Never be afraid to try new things, especially if they worked before. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Mrs. Curl Ice Cream Pavilion. Finally a place big enough for the summer crowd … and my own personal express lane. 9. Music festival: GreenWoodstock. Three days of love and music […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Definitive proof of illegal collusion with Russia. I still want them to take another look at Albania. I never trusted them even if they do make great gummy bears. … Oh, […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Talk at work is less about the Colts and more about Zero Turn Radius mowers. 9. You have to remind your neighbors not to take the plastic off the windows until […]