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Top 10 ways to ruin Thanksgiving
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.” 8. “Don’t be silly. Your cousin is allergic to peanuts. […]
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Top 10 signs things are not going back to ‘normal’ at your job
By Torry Stiles 10. There were 10 people on that last department Zoom call, but four of them were played by Muppets from Sesame Street. 9. So many employees are working from home that the most senior […]
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Top 10 suggestions for summer jobs for kids – 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. Internet newspaper route 9. Academy Awards ceremony security guard 8. Mask monitor 7. Brussels sprouts taste tester 6. Beech Grove basketball trophy polisher 5. Top 10 list proofreader 4. Highway bridge inspector […]
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Top 10 phrases from the chronic race fans
By Torry Stiles 10. “Take your hat off and stand up. That’s the water truck driver.” 9. “I hope there’re no long yellows. My wife’s in the hospital having a baby, and I still have […]
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Top Ten thoughts after my annual visit to the emergency room
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: It’s become a tradition on the pages that I kick off the new year with a visit to the hospital emergency room. It’s not a pleasant experience but I’m guaranteed […]
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Top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) No. 32
By Torry Stiles 10. “Didja ever notice that when somebody says they’ll “circle back” to something they usually make a beeline in the other direction?” 8. “I never met a man I didn’t like. That […]