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Tag: Torry’s Top 10
Top 10 things not to say at Walmart
By Torry Stiles 10. “Grab an electric cart! We’re having a jousting tournament in the Garden Department!” 9. “I just scanned two cartloads of groceries.
Top 10 signs that things are getting rough
By Torry Stiles 10. Every other car on the block was broken into but they left $20 on your driver’s seat. 9. Your dog has been
Top 10 random thoughts while getting my semi-annual haircut
By Torry Stiles 10. I’m not too old yet. Nobody has to trim my ear hairs. 9. I have yet to meet a single barber
Top 10 bad executive decisions
By Torry Stiles 10. “The Chinese scientists say it’s a couple of bats with sniffles. We can’t keep folks out for that. How would it
Top 10 ways I’m preparing for winter
By Torry Stiles 10. Train the dogs to expect fewer long walks in the sun and more short trips to the back patio. 9. Begin
Top 10 red flags you might miss on a first date
By Torry Stiles 10. He picks you up in his Lawn-Boy. 9. There’s a pat-down search at her parents’ house. 8. He’s brought a note
Top 10 signs that the Southside may be growing too fast
By Torry Stiles 10. Used to be we’d meet “around about six” but now we have to go through six roundabouts to meet. 9. Haven’t
Top 10 signs my brain is not the one in charge around here
By Torry Stiles 10. Every week I tell myself I’m going keep a journal of funny Top 10 ideas, and every week I kick myself
Top 10 signs you might not be Parent of the Year material
By Torry Stiles 10. You’re on the “barred” list at the daycare. 9. The DNA testing lab is offering you frequent flier discounts. 8. Folks