By Torry Stiles 10. All the kids loved her YouTube of the principal making out with the substitute in the parking lot. 9. He hacked Dad’s card
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Top 10 things Momo the Monkey learned while on the lam
By Torry Stiles 10. The walk-in tattoo place requires cash up front. 9. Trash can beer isn’t great, but if it’s all you’ve got it’s
Top 10 suggestions for the next time we let the prisoner out by accident
By Torry Stiles 10. Every prisoner gets his hand stamped on his way in to jail, so if he goes out, he can get right back
Top 10 modern additions to Paul Simon’s ‘50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’
By Torry Siles 10. Delete her tweet, Pete. 9. Erase that file, Kyle. 8. Leave him at the jetty, Betty. 7. Send ‘er back to
Top 10 reasons I could never be a comic book supervillain
By Torry Stiles 10. I don’t think I could stand up to Batman. I’d struggle with an average Walmart greeter. 9. Metropolis has Superman. Gotham
Top 10 things I’ve learned watching Congressional hearings
By Torry Stiles 10. “Innocent until proven guilty” never has a chance against a senator facing a primary. 9. Why no one has ever had
Top 10 reasons I’ve lasted this long at The Southside Times
By Torry Stiles 10. The publisher has a really good sense of humor even when the paper may be the subject. …. or at least
Top 10 things I’ll miss about summer
By Torry Stiles 10. Leftover Halloween candy is no longer on the clearance shelf. 9. My summer tan never got past my elbows. 8. All
Top 10 recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) #35
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you went to Washington to fix the government and 10 years later you ain’t done it then maybe you ain’t