By Torry Stiles 10. I am part of the 97 percent of the population who couldn’t find a pair of gloves. 9. You can pop
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TOP 10 WORST CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS
By Torry Stiles 10. A new puppy. Everybody loves puppies. Wrap it up and get it under the tree as soon as possible and let
TOP 10 SCARIEST HALLOWEEN TREATS
By Torry Stiles 10. Melted Milk Balls 9. Eminems 8. Three Musty Deers 7. Chocolate Trumps 6. Footsie Rolls 5. Peppermint Salmon Patty 4. Sneakers
TOP 10 WAYS I AM PREPARING FOR WINTER
By Torry Stiles 10. Searching Pinterest for exciting, tasty and nutritious recipes using Nyquil. 9. Teaching the dogs to walk themselves. 8. Thermal underwear and
TOP 10 THINGS THE 911 DISPATCHER HATES TO HEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. “Send that cute ambulance guy with the dimples.” 9. “If the firemen are coming to my house can I have them
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE OVERDOING THE FALL FESTIVAL THING
By Torry Stiles 10. The covered bridge people are offering you a frequent flier program. 9. There are more candles and potpourri baskets in your
TOP TEN NEW WORDS WE NEED
By Torry Stiles 10. Snooperman (noun): The character in every superhero movie trying to figure out the superhero’s secret identity. 9. Poochifaction (noun): To demand
TOP 10 REASONS I WON’T BE JOINING THE MARCH ON AREA 51
By Torry Stiles 10. I had talked the paper into paying me to go but their $17 wouldn’t cover my bus ticket. 9. I’ve watched
TOP 10 REASONS NORTH KOREA IS PICKING A FIGHT
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: A recent discussion with some friends brought this list from April of 2013 to mind. I unashamedly repeat it as
TOP 10 LESSER-KNOWN SIGNS OF THE END OF SUMMER
By Torry Stiles 10. Suddenly, poof! No sunscreen on the shelf. 9. You haven’t heard the ice cream truck in weeks. 8. Swim toys and