By Torry Stiles 10. “Tired of sitting on the back of the couch lickin’ the window.” 9. “Ain’t peed on nothin’ new in weeks.” 8.
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TOP 10 NEW TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS FOR THE NEW NORMAL
By Torry Stiles [Dear readers – Proper use of the internet and texting requires the proper use of texting abbreviations. Most of us know LOL
TOP 10 NEW WORDS WE NEED TO ADD TO THE DICTIONARY
10. Cornteen – noun – the state of acting like you were staying inside but you’ve been to Walmart more times in the last three
TOP 10 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT THE LOCKDOWN, THE UN-LOCKDOWN AND THE PROTESTS
By Torry Stiles 10. All kinds of folks are wondering when the high school and college football and basketball teams will start playing. Not a
TOP 10 THOUGHTS ABOUT MY 59TH BIRTHDAY, DODGING THE ‘RONA AND WHATNOT
By Torry Stiles 10. I’m just a year shy of my 60th birthday this week. I have passed the point of where I will never
TOP 10 THOUGHTS ABOUT TESTING POSITIVE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Well, I’ve had some fun the last few weeks but now reality has hit me smack in the kisser. Went
TOP 10 REASONS YOU’RE NOT READY FOR THEM TO LIFT THE COVID-19 LOCKDOWN
By Torry Stiles 10. While you miss the beer nights with bar friends you have come to appreciate afternoon wine chugging with Oprah. 9. Three
TOP 10 LESSER-KNOWN RULES IN THE GOVERNOR’S PLAN TO RE-OPEN THE STATE
By Torry Stiles 10. Stage 1, Phase 7: Bringing home a single personal pan pizza when there are other people living there is strongly discouraged.
TOP 10 ‘FAMOUS LAST WORDS’ WE SEE TOO OFTEN
By Torry Stiles 10. “You can’t fire me.” 9. All dogs love me.” 8. “Helmets are for wussies.” 7. “I don’t see any cops.” 6.
TOP 10 PLANS FOR MY STIMULUS CHECK THE WIFE HAS REJECTED
By Torry Stiles 10. Free “Torry’s Top 10” T-shirts for all my fans. I’ll need about three if I include my mom. 9. Four straight