By Torry Stiles 10. My wife won’t let me get a skateboard. 9. Enthusiastic co-workers but no dental plan. 8. My handwriting is so bad.
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Top 10 things to remember about the upcoming elections
By Torry Stiles 10. The lesser of two evils is getting harder and harder to find. 9. I could probably tolerate the idea of vote
Top 10 things kids are learning in school
By Torry Stiles 10. Find the mute button before the class starts to save embarrassment later. 9. Many grown-ups can tell a real cough from
Top 10 rejected COVID-19 guidelines
By Torry Stiles 10. Please avoid licking anything that isn’t yours. 9. Schools and churches are required to keep children apart whenever possible. This, however,
Top 10 thoughts about sending the kids back to school
By Torry Stiles 10. High school kids will be able to save tons on acne medicine. 9. When my kids were in school, we struggled
Top 10 random thoughts while perusing the mask catalog
10. If the kids aren’t going back to school will we be getting some of our tax money back? 9. Whoever thought of combining alcohol
Top 10 things I’ll be doing to cope with the next quarantine
By Torry Stiles 10. Counterfeiting “Essential Worker” passes. 9. We’ve already got Uber Eats and Door Dash, so I’m starting an adult beverage service called
Top 10 new terms of endearment for the ‘New Normal’
By Torry Stiles 10. “You’re the only thing I’m positive for.” 9. “Six feet until we’re married.” 8. “Penny for you thoughts?” “No cash. Cards
Torry’s Top 10 mask mottos
By Torry Stiles 10. “Now you can quietly mouth all those things you wanted to REALLY say right to their faces and they’ll never know
Top 10 recent signs of ‘The New Normal’
By Torry Stiles 10. “Wanna be my girlfriend?” has been replaced with, “Wanna share a mask?” 9. After they’re done pulling guns out of cartoon shows