By Torry Stiles 10. Trump Slump – noun – The drop in news media rating when there are no Donald Trump stories to report. 9.
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Top 10 reasons your dinner may taste a bit ‘different’
By Torry Stiles 10. You argued for 15 minutes that gravy is a condiment and should be free like the catsup. 9. Keep track of what’s
Top 10 reasons your ‘New Year, New Me’ plans failed
By Torry Stiles 10. “I promised to be nicer to people. Nicer. Not nice. Nicer.” 9. “Gyms smell like …. gyms. Ewwww. …” 8. “People who
Top 10 holiday dating mistakes
By Torry Stiles 10. Ask if she REALLY should eat that second piece of pie. 9. Questioning the family policy regarding Santa Claus. 8. Failing to
Top 10 recent complaints from Mrs. Santa Claus
By Torry Stiles 10. Just once I would like to go out for dinner, but there aren’t a lot of restaurants at the North Pole.
Top 10 reasons it’s taking so long to widen Emerson Avenue
By Torry Stiles 10. If they finish this project then the next thing you know folks will be expecting them to finish ALL of the
Top 10 reasons I’ve never been called on to moderate a political candidate’s debate
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you are elected, how do you plan to dispose of your enemies?” 9. Instead of a “Time’s up” light we
Top 10 modern student excuses
By Torry Stiles 10. Tardy: “Mom didn’t pay for my phone, and ain’t nobody got watches anymore.” 9. Dress Code: “Ya can’t show your underwear so I ain’t