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Torrys top 9: Tips for the incoming police chief
(Dear readers – In case you missed the news, Sergeant Jim Leonard was recently named the new Chief of Police for Homecroft. I consider it my civic duty to offer a bit of advice.) 10. […]
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TOP TEN EVENTS IN THE SOUTHSIDE WINTER OLYMPICS
By Torry Stiles 10. ThermoSpat: Hand-to-hand combat with your spouse over control of the thermostat. 9. Fixture Skating: Slip-sliding across the patio to winterize the garden hose. 8. Alibiathlon: Create a unique excuse after being […]
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TOP TEN ITEMS IN MY STATE OF THE STATE ADDRESS
By Torry Stiles 10. “I am proud to announce the newest addition to the U. S. Navy: the U.S.S. Homecroft. This new level of stealth ship is impossible to find.” 9. “We are creating a new trade […]