By Torry Stiles 10. Every prisoner gets his hand stamped on his way in to jail, so if he goes out, he can get right back
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Top 10 modern additions to Paul Simon’s ‘50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’
By Torry Siles 10. Delete her tweet, Pete. 9. Erase that file, Kyle. 8. Leave him at the jetty, Betty. 7. Send ‘er back to
Top 10 reasons I could never be a comic book supervillain
By Torry Stiles 10. I don’t think I could stand up to Batman. I’d struggle with an average Walmart greeter. 9. Metropolis has Superman. Gotham
Top 10 things I’ve learned watching Congressional hearings
By Torry Stiles 10. “Innocent until proven guilty” never has a chance against a senator facing a primary. 9. Why no one has ever had
Top 10 reasons I’ve lasted this long at The Southside Times
By Torry Stiles 10. The publisher has a really good sense of humor even when the paper may be the subject. …. or at least
Top 10 recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) #35
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you went to Washington to fix the government and 10 years later you ain’t done it then maybe you ain’t
Top 10 recent childcare mistakes I’ve made
By Torry Stiles 10. Not studying my Transformers and My Little Pony characters ahead of time … and Lord help me if I forget which robot
Top 10 thoughts about the 2023 Indiana State Fair
By Torry Stiles 10. At six to 10 bucks a ride I’m glad I got too old to ride them. 9. If you’re going to enjoy
Top 10 things I learned during the National Night Out
By Torry Stiles 10. No. You should not be “packing heat.” That includes your kid’s Nerf gun hidden under your belt. 9. We are looking for safety
Top 10 signs of a nuisance property
By Torry Stiles 10. Police dispatch doesn’t give the officers your address. They just say the name of your business with the word “the” stressed in