By Torry Stiles 10. “Can I get an advance?” 9. “Can you fill it out for me? I just had my nails done.” 8. “Why
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TOP 10 THOUGHTS AFTER A WEEKEND AWAY
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: The missus and I spent last weekend exploring parts of southwestern Indiana. Here are a few observations.) 10. If the
TOP 10 SIGNS OF A SUCCESSFUL NEW YEAR’S PARTY
By Torry Stiles 10. You’re the reason for more than one of the zoning rules. 9. More than one of your invitees responds, “If I
TOP 10 COMPLAINTS FROM MRS. CLAUS
By Torry Stiles 10. Every year his picture is printed on ads and T-shirts a billion times. Do we see one thin dime of that?
TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE THEATER
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: The Cinemark theater at US31 and Stop 13 got a major facelift and invited your most favorite and least controversial
TOP 10 THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM 50+ YEARS OF CHRISTMAS TELEVISION SPECIALS
By Torry Stiles 10. Santa’s reindeer don’t poop. 9. The Grinch story would’ve ended a lot sooner if he just had a pair of Dr.
TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO PUT INTO YOUR LETTER TO SANTA
By Torry Stiles 10. “Three out of five teachers said I tried a lot harder to be good.” 9. “Your socks suck! Bring me some
TOP 10 SIGNS OF THE MODERN THANKSGIVING
By Torry Stiles 10. Your company pitch-in consists of seven bags of tortilla chips, six bottles of salsa and Mary from accounting’s potato salad. 9.
TOP 10 THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR IN 2019
By Torry Stiles 10. Still mostly hunky-dory if maybe a tad less hunky than dory. 9. I have enough humility to not be humiliated by
TOP 10 THINGS LEARNED FROM THE FIRST SNOW OF THE SEASON
By Torry Stiles 10. I am part of the 97 percent of the population who couldn’t find a pair of gloves. 9. You can pop