By Torry Stiles 10. Covideos (noun): All the goofy stuff we’re putting on the internet because we’re bored stiff. 9. Couch Café (noun): Furniture so surrounded
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TOP 10 THINGS I’VE ACCOMPLISHED SINCE THE QUARENTINE BEGAN
By Torry Stiles 10. Found toilet paper. 9. Taught the family to appreciate the Asian grocery store’s ability to get stuff Kroger can’t. …. like
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE NOT COPING WITH THIS QUARENTINE THING
By Torry Stiles 10. You’ve lost track of whether you’re day-drinking or night-drinking. 9. Your daughter is in her bedroom crying because she caught you
TORRY’S TOP 10 FAVORITE SOUTHSIDE EATERIES
By Torry Stiles 10. Long’s Donuts. My diabetes doctor has demanded my picture be posted next to their register with the warning, “Do not serve.”
TOP 10 WORST POLITICAL SLOGANS SUGGESTED THIS YEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. “No free phones but here’s a MAGA hat.” 9. “America first, unless Albania shows up.” 8. “Tell me where I stand.”
TOP 10 SIGNS OF SPRING ON THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Manual High School is once again seeking help to fund their sports teams. 9. You look forward to the smooth parts
TOP 10 REJECTED SUGGESTIONS TO HELP ROGER PENSKE IMPROVE THE SPEEDWAY
By Torry Stiles 10. Souvenir rides around the track during the race. 9. Pig wrestling or monster trucks. Or both. Pigs wrestling in monster trucks.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU CAN’T TALK POLITICS AROUND SOMEONE
By Torry Stiles 10. You talk about how your family has voted the party ticket for generations and she starts talking about hereditary diseases. 9.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE IOWA CAUCUS MESS
By Torry Stiles 10. You can’t expect folks to concentrate on the Democrats after Mahomes ripped up the 49ers. 9. They had a great new
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM PET
By Torry Stiles 10. You sleep on the couch because they’ve crowded you out of your bed. 9. All your fast food bags are dropped