By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: As the elections results and COVID numbers roll in I am getting ready to hunker down for the duration. Before I lock
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Top 10 scary things for 2020
By Torry Stiles 10. Hallmark Channel is going 24/7/365 on Christmas shows. 9. Two out of three gubernatorial candidates are at your front door wanting
Top 10 ways I fight ‘writer’s block’
By Torry Stiles 10. I remind myself just how stupid a Top Nine list would look. 9. Say something about Long’s Donuts. 8. Imagine giving
Top 10 new rules for IMPD suggested by the General Orders Committee
By Torry Stiles 10. All arrests will include the reading of the arrestee’s rights and a chance to say they’re really, really sorry. 9. Police
Top 10 differences between my COIVD experience and President Trump’s
By Torry Stiles 10. Immediate worldwide coverage of Trump’s symptoms, prognosis and treatment plan. 9. “The president is facing a two-week quarantine period.” “Well, Torry,
Top 10 things we learned from the debate
By Torry Stiles 10. A microphone “Off” switch would solve a lot of problems. 9. “Will you shut up, man?” … Seconds away from throwing
Top 10 things in a 2020 ‘Dear John’ letter
By Torry Stiles 10. “We were fine until you took the mask off.” 9. “Quarantine’s over, dear. Time to move out.” 8. “I only loved
Top 10 signs of coming autumn you might not have noticed
By Torry Stiles 10. The Halloween aisle is still bigger than the Christmas aisle. 9. If it’s orange and has cinnamon in it then it’s
Top 10 recent quotes from Will Rogers (were he alive today) No. 31
10. “We seem to get meaner with each other every time another president is getting elected. We just need to remember that we can always
Top 10 reasons I would make a terrible member of your protest group
By Torry Stiles 10. My wife won’t let me get a skateboard. 9. Enthusiastic co-workers but no dental plan. 8. My handwriting is so bad.