By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that show, ‘Ice Road Truckers’?” 8. (From the back seat) “Are […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Needs money for baby formula because they have a 3-month-old, an 8-month-old and an 11-month-old. 9. She says she’s sleeping under the bridge but is all ready to talk about what was […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Every other car on the block was broken into but they left $20 on your driver’s seat. 9. Your dog has been wandering over to the neighbor’s house for dinner. 8. You […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Be ready for a few shameless plugs in this one I didn’t receive a dime out of this, but I want to brag a bit about our Southside. And to […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Schmuckhole (noun): wheel-destroying pothole in your lane that you didn’t think was that deep. 9. Mamachita (noun): when you discover you’re not her only baby daddy. 8. Praying it forward (verb): Giving […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “We encourage you to hydrate, but even a one beer limit is unacceptable in the gym.” 9. “I realize that snapping towels at one another was the funniest prank in school, but you have […]
By Torry Stiles 10. If you’ve never seen a Speedrome Figure8 race, I suggest you grab a handful of Xanax and come check it out this summer. 9. They made a big deal about people […]
by Torry Stiles Cursing about the lack of snowplows has been replaced by cursing about the lack of D. O. T. trucks fixing potholes. You’re actually excited about seeing the first mosquito of the season. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “When I was in grade school and it got cold, we didn’t get the day off. We just had to walk to school faster and bring some extra firewood with us.” 9. “Can […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen hot chocolate” ice cream. 8. Any dog with less than […]