By Torry Stiles 10. Everybody else is trotting out their old, worn-out jokes about potholes … but not THIS guy. 9. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and you can hear the plastic being peeled off […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Ranch dressing consumption is down by 90%. 9. I don’t have to change the car radio station as often. 8. I have to phone someone to fix the TV instead of […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Waking up in the middle of the night thinking there was an injured cat in the house only to realize I had a snot whistling. 9. Explaining to my 9-year-old nephew that […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Daddy’s home!” 9. Suddenly they’re all experts in proper tattoo maintenance. 8. “Are those eyelashes or is your face being devoured by spiders?” 7. Dropping White Castle for the Red Lobster. 6. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Textimony -noun – When someone saved a screenshot of the text message you sent and uses it against you. 9. Coughing break – noun – Time spent outside hacking up a lung […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Very rarely do you ever discover a tornado sneaking into town. 9. Reggie Miller. Peyton Manning. Bobby Knight. A. J. Foyt. We’re very open-minded when it comes to our hometown heroes. 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Store-bought cards can be very touching gifts for those you love, but you should not have gone with the Scooby-Doo set from the dollar store. 9. It’s fine to include her […]
By Porkrinds Stiles (Dear readers: Porkrinds has been pestering me for a chance to pen another column. It’s been a while so I figured with the State of the Union, Chinese spy balloons and the Doomsday […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “A little conservative goes a long way but a lot of conservative will often go the wrong way.” 9. “Mr. Herbert Hoover got ribbed for promising a chicken for every pot, but […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “She wasn’t the only intern there, ya know.” 9. “The grandkids like using those ‘TOP SECRET’ file folders to stash their Pokemon cards.” 8. “The weekly update usually includes a Sudoku […]