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Torrys top 9: Tips for the incoming police chief
(Dear readers – In case you missed the news, Sergeant Jim Leonard was recently named the new Chief of Police for Homecroft. I consider it my civic duty to offer a bit of advice.) 10. […]
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Torry’s Top 10: Top ten bad things I hope to happen to the guy that stole my catalytic converter
by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – An all-too-common event these days is the theft of catalytic converters from cars and trucks. The situation is so bad that cars that break down on the side of […]
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TOP 10 REASONS I WON’T BE JOINING THE MARCH ON AREA 51
By Torry Stiles 10. I had talked the paper into paying me to go but their $17 wouldn’t cover my bus ticket. 9. I’ve watched too many Spielberg movies to think meeting aliens would go […]
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TOP TEN ACTS OF REVENGE I WISH ON OTHERS
By Torry Stiles 10. People who miss the big dumpster on my block encounter others with similar bad aim on their next visit to a public restroom. 9. People who sprawl across three seats in […]
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TOP TEN SIGNS REAL WINTER HAS HIT THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen hot chocolate” ice cream. 8. Any dog with less than […]