By Torry Stiles 10. Schmuckhole (noun): wheel-destroying pothole in your lane that you didn’t think was that deep. 9. Mamachita (noun): when you discover you’re not her only baby daddy. 8. Praying it forward (verb): Giving […]
By Torry Stiles 10. It is with great regret I report that I have no control over the Lotus Garden menu other than to assure you that the Tiki Bowl will still pack a mean […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Torry is in sunny Florida this week and has handed the keyboard over to our old friend, Porkrinds. She’s a sassy lass but not the best typist.) 10. “Cats are good […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Fancy lingerie is a nice surprise; just don’t try it on first next time. 9. “Wine and flowers” does not mean Richards Wild Irish Rose. 8. Perhaps that was the wrong […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The little Chihuahua dog across the street only poops on the shoveled sidewalks. 9. I’m at the age where I no longer laugh about slipping on the ice. 8. Instead of […]
By Torry Stiles 10. It’s family night and you’re off to the buffet. 9. It’s been weeks since a cough made you leave the room in panic. 8. Being down to the last pack of toilet paper […]
By Torry Stiles 10. We complain about the people who can’t drive all while denying they are us. 9. Some families will devolve to fisticuffs arguing if spaghetti belongs in chili. 8. We leave our […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “A pizza party? How sweet. As soon as I get through these seven patients, I’ll be sure to pop down and have a slice.” 9. “I am the nurse. I decide where […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Didja ever notice that when somebody says they’ll “circle back” to something they usually make a beeline in the other direction?” 8. “I never met a man I didn’t like. That […]
By Torry Stiles 10. They canned 25% of the elves for not getting the vaccine. 9. I’ve been working overtime and the only place open after work is the convenience store. Hope you enjoy the […]