By Torry Stiles 10. It’s family night and you’re off to the buffet. 9. It’s been weeks since a cough made you leave the room in panic. 8. Being down to the last pack of toilet paper […]
By Torry Stiles 10. We complain about the people who can’t drive all while denying they are us. 9. Some families will devolve to fisticuffs arguing if spaghetti belongs in chili. 8. We leave our […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “A pizza party? How sweet. As soon as I get through these seven patients, I’ll be sure to pop down and have a slice.” 9. “I am the nurse. I decide where […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Didja ever notice that when somebody says they’ll “circle back” to something they usually make a beeline in the other direction?” 8. “I never met a man I didn’t like. That […]
By Torry Stiles 10. They canned 25% of the elves for not getting the vaccine. 9. I’ve been working overtime and the only place open after work is the convenience store. Hope you enjoy the […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Nancy Price has been the chief cook and bottle washer for our happy little paper the last few years but is preparing to move on after this edition. We all […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Does e-learning have e-snow days?”: 9. “What do you suppose Dick the Bruiser would have done?” 8. “Shoveling snow is back-breaking work. I should have my mom take a break.” 7. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Life-sized tattoo of your sweetie. 9. A quiet evening at home watching The Burning Bed. 8. Candlelight dinner because you forgot to pay the light bill. 7. Writing a heartfelt letter […]
By Torry Stiles (Well, folks, it looks like we have turned the corner on this pandemic. We’ve turned so many corners over the past year I think we are going in circles. Regardless, here are a few […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Spent the week helping hang plywood downtown. 9. Dress code violation in The Southside Times office. Had an old Roncalli Rebels shirt. Sent home with a note for my parents. 8. […]