By Torry Stiles 10. Snooperman (noun): The character in every superhero movie trying to figure out the superhero’s secret identity. 9. Poochifaction (noun): To demand your pet be allowed to accompany you anywhere. 8. Soda […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: A recent discussion with some friends brought this list from April of 2013 to mind. I unashamedly repeat it as a reminder.) 10. They really have their sights set on […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Suddenly, poof! No sunscreen on the shelf. 9. You haven’t heard the ice cream truck in weeks. 8. Swim toys and kites are at 75 percent off but there are already […]
By Porkrinds Stiles (Dear readers – From time to time I allow my pet pig, Porkrinds, to contribute to a top 10 list. The Southside Times is hosting a pet photo contest for our Sept. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Can I skip the meeting? I’m pretty sure I’m getting canned before lunch.” 9. “I’m not going to yell but it won’t matter because I have nothing useful to say.” 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Shhhh. Nap time. Catch me on break.” 9. “What other ‘N words’ am I not supposed to say?” 8. “This is my emotional support animal. See his vest? Don’t worry – […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Take control of the company Muzak account and play nothing but old Redd Foxx comedy routines. 9. Launch a weekly Casual Drinking Friday. 8. Spend the day referring to everybody as […]
By Torry Stiles 10. I don’t have to ask my mom for permission, but I know I better.” 9. “I don’t want your damn money but give it here.” 8. “I wasn’t playing on my […]
By Torry Stiles 10. We still write checks and put letters in the mailbox. 9. We can read and write cursive. 8. We measure financial success by the number of doctors we can afford. 7. […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I did it again. I went and got sick enough to have to spend a few days in St. Francis Hospital. I just can’t seem to stay away. I […]