By Torry Stiles 10. Heard there was a drive-thru church downtown and thought she was in line to be baptized. 9. “Y’all ever see that show, ‘Ice Road Truckers’?” 8. (From the back seat) “Are […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’ve got some recipes I want to try.” 9. “Just leave the turkey out on the counter and it’ll thaw by tomorrow.” 8. “Don’t be silly. Your cousin is allergic to peanuts. […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – I have held a variety of jobs over the years. I’ve been a newspaper writer, a racing announcer, truck driver, bathtub maker and several other positions. One of my more […]
By Torry Stiles 10. They’re talking about baby names, and she says the hardest part is picking a last name. 9. He can’t join the family on a swim because it might short out his […]
10. There aren’t a lot of Moms who can name more than three professional wrestlers and their signature moves. 9. Moms and Dads can both be good cooks, but Dads are more likely to grab […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Now that the masks are off you don’t recognize anybody. 9. There are so many kids with so many different allergies that your Easter treat for the kids was ice cubes. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The cat is giving me the side-eye and last night he left a mouse head on the foot of my bed. 9. I Googled “weird and funny-looking,” and my picture popped […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Be ready for a few shameless plugs in this one I didn’t receive a dime out of this, but I want to brag a bit about our Southside. And to […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Take your hat off and stand up. That’s the water truck driver.” 9. “I hope there’re no long yellows. My wife’s in the hospital having a baby, and I still have […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The rustle of plastic wrap being pulled off the windows. 9. IU fans praying. 8. We stop complaining about roads and bridges needing fixed and start complaining about roads and bridges […]