By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Nancy Price has been the chief cook and bottle washer for our happy little paper the last few years but is preparing to move on after this edition. We all […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Does e-learning have e-snow days?”: 9. “What do you suppose Dick the Bruiser would have done?” 8. “Shoveling snow is back-breaking work. I should have my mom take a break.” 7. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Life-sized tattoo of your sweetie. 9. A quiet evening at home watching The Burning Bed. 8. Candlelight dinner because you forgot to pay the light bill. 7. Writing a heartfelt letter […]
By Torry Stiles (Well, folks, it looks like we have turned the corner on this pandemic. We’ve turned so many corners over the past year I think we are going in circles. Regardless, here are a few […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Spent the week helping hang plywood downtown. 9. Dress code violation in The Southside Times office. Had an old Roncalli Rebels shirt. Sent home with a note for my parents. 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. UNSTAGRAM – verb – The act of deleting your old comments on the internet after we all find something else to be butthurt about. 9. ALIENIZING – verb – The habit […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Well, ol’ Torry did it again. The ticker wasn’t ticking right, and it was off to the emergency room I went. Came out the same day but I learned that […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “New Year’s Eve 2020 but the hangover started 12 months ago.” 9. “2020: The year when we all demanded to see the manager.” 8. “I want my wubbie.” 7. “So busy […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Y’all oughta dust up here once in a while.” 9. “Can we do some more stuff with the Barbie dolls?” 8. “I wouldn’t be too worried about Santa if I were you. The […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Every week something is new on Pinterest and every week the big guy shuts down the production line to beat the trend.” 9. “The boys in the workshop went wassailing and now […]