By Torry Stiles 10. “Didja ever notice that when somebody says they’ll “circle back” to something they usually make a beeline in the other direction?” 8. “I never met a man I didn’t like. That […]
By Torry Stiles 10. They canned 25% of the elves for not getting the vaccine. 9. I’ve been working overtime and the only place open after work is the convenience store. Hope you enjoy the […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Nancy Price has been the chief cook and bottle washer for our happy little paper the last few years but is preparing to move on after this edition. We all […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Does e-learning have e-snow days?”: 9. “What do you suppose Dick the Bruiser would have done?” 8. “Shoveling snow is back-breaking work. I should have my mom take a break.” 7. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Life-sized tattoo of your sweetie. 9. A quiet evening at home watching The Burning Bed. 8. Candlelight dinner because you forgot to pay the light bill. 7. Writing a heartfelt letter […]
By Torry Stiles (Well, folks, it looks like we have turned the corner on this pandemic. We’ve turned so many corners over the past year I think we are going in circles. Regardless, here are a few […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Spent the week helping hang plywood downtown. 9. Dress code violation in The Southside Times office. Had an old Roncalli Rebels shirt. Sent home with a note for my parents. 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. UNSTAGRAM – verb – The act of deleting your old comments on the internet after we all find something else to be butthurt about. 9. ALIENIZING – verb – The habit […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Well, ol’ Torry did it again. The ticker wasn’t ticking right, and it was off to the emergency room I went. Came out the same day but I learned that […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “New Year’s Eve 2020 but the hangover started 12 months ago.” 9. “2020: The year when we all demanded to see the manager.” 8. “I want my wubbie.” 7. “So busy […]