By Torry Stiles 10. UNSTAGRAM – verb – The act of deleting your old comments on the internet after we all find something else to be butthurt about. 9. ALIENIZING – verb – The habit […]
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Well, ol’ Torry did it again. The ticker wasn’t ticking right, and it was off to the emergency room I went. Came out the same day but I learned that […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “New Year’s Eve 2020 but the hangover started 12 months ago.” 9. “2020: The year when we all demanded to see the manager.” 8. “I want my wubbie.” 7. “So busy […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Y’all oughta dust up here once in a while.” 9. “Can we do some more stuff with the Barbie dolls?” 8. “I wouldn’t be too worried about Santa if I were you. The […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Every week something is new on Pinterest and every week the big guy shuts down the production line to beat the trend.” 9. “The boys in the workshop went wassailing and now […]
By Torry Stiles 10. This whole global warming thing is getting us worried. A bunch of us are lookin’ to move up to Canada as soon as they drop the COVID restrictions. 9. Neighbor lady’s […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Let this be a dream.” 9. “Laughter is contagious and so is everything else.” 8. For McDonald’s: “Not lovin’ it.” 7. “Easy-peasy don’t be sneezy.” 6. “2020: Mask confusion” 5. “Fact […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The elimination of that rule that says you can’t end a sentence with a preposition. 9. Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine. My drug of choice for the last 30 years. 8. An understanding […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Attendance limitation means you won’t have a kid’s table to complain about. 9. After dinner everyone will go downtown to see the lights and new spray-painted slogans. 8. Holiday travel will […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Practicing my living room Parkour skills. “The floor is lava!” 9. Make sure everyone in the house is capable of exercising their Second Amendment rights. Except the cat. He’s kinda shady. […]