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Top 10 signs your kid needs to date someone else
By Torry Stiles 10. They’re talking about baby names, and she says the hardest part is picking a last name. 9. He can’t join the family on a swim because it might short out his […]
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Top 10 ways Dads are different from Moms
10. There aren’t a lot of Moms who can name more than three professional wrestlers and their signature moves. 9. Moms and Dads can both be good cooks, but Dads are more likely to grab […]
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Top 10 complaints from school bus drivers in 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. Now that the masks are off you don’t recognize anybody. 9. There are so many kids with so many different allergies that your Easter treat for the kids was ice cubes. […]
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Top 10 reasons I have trust issues
By Torry Stiles 10. The cat is giving me the side-eye and last night he left a mouse head on the foot of my bed. 9. I Googled “weird and funny-looking,” and my picture popped […]
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Top 10 random thoughts while playing a rousing game of bingo at Books & Brews
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Be ready for a few shameless plugs in this one I didn’t receive a dime out of this, but I want to brag a bit about our Southside. And to […]
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Top 10 phrases from the chronic race fans
By Torry Stiles 10. “Take your hat off and stand up. That’s the water truck driver.” 9. “I hope there’re no long yellows. My wife’s in the hospital having a baby, and I still have […]
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Top 10 signs of spring on the Southside 2022
By Torry Stiles 10. The rustle of plastic wrap being pulled off the windows. 9. IU fans praying. 8. We stop complaining about roads and bridges needing fixed and start complaining about roads and bridges […]
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Top 10 new words we need to add to the dictionary – Episode 8
By Torry Stiles 10. Schmuckhole (noun): wheel-destroying pothole in your lane that you didn’t think was that deep. 9. Mamachita (noun): when you discover you’re not her only baby daddy. 8. Praying it forward (verb): Giving […]
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Top 10 items in my State of the Southside address (should I ever be called upon to give it)
By Torry Stiles 10. It is with great regret I report that I have no control over the Lotus Garden menu other than to assure you that the Tiki Bowl will still pack a mean […]
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Top 10 comments from Porkrinds while Torry is on vacation
By Torry Stiles (Dear readers: Torry is in sunny Florida this week and has handed the keyboard over to our old friend, Porkrinds. She’s a sassy lass but not the best typist.) 10. “Cats are good […]