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TOP TEN EVENTS IN THE SOUTHSIDE WINTER OLYMPICS

February 8, 2019 SST

By Torry Stiles 10. ThermoSpat: Hand-to-hand combat with your spouse over control of the thermostat. 9. Fixture Skating: Slip-sliding across the patio to winterize the garden hose. 8. Alibiathlon: Create a unique excuse after being […]

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One for the history books

January 10, 2019 SST

By Curtis Honeycutt Somewhere in a secret laboratory (probably in Minsk), a team of thermodynamic scientists worked for years to perfect the to-go mug that hermetically traps heat, keeping your coffee or tea hot for […]

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TOP TEN SANTA CLAUS COMPLAINTS THIS YEAR

January 7, 2019 SST

By Torry Stiles 10. I got so-called psychologists telling me I have to drop the whole naughty or nice thing. “Everyone should get a present.” Sheesh. 9. It’s freakin’ cold out there. 8. Reindeer feed is high-fiber and […]

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TOP TEN REJECTED TOP TEN LISTS OF 2018

January 7, 2019 SST

By Torry Stiles     10. Top Ten ways to get kicked out of Long’s Donuts. [“Number 4. Can I just lick the counter for a nickel?”] 9. Top Ten reasons I’m not The Southside Times food critic. 8. Top […]