By Torry Stiles 10. Reality TV shows that are on the air even after they’ve been busted for being faked. 9. How the phrase, “No
Tag: humor
I see your point: avoiding overuse of exclamations
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. -F. Scott Fitzgerald Ancient Romans used all capital letters,
Fire up the DeLorean in search of that milk-butter
By Curtis Honeycutt I need a milk butler. “Need?” you ask, followed by, “What’s a milk butler?” Feel free to replace those question marks with
TOP TEN LIES YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL THESE YEARS REVEALED
By Torry Stiles 10. Those starving kids in Africa don’t want Brussels sprouts either. 9. Mom really does have a favorite child, but it’s one
TOP TEN EVENTS IN THE SOUTHSIDE WINTER OLYMPICS
By Torry Stiles 10. ThermoSpat: Hand-to-hand combat with your spouse over control of the thermostat. 9. Fixture Skating: Slip-sliding across the patio to winterize the
TOP TEN RECENT QUOTES FROM WILL ROGERS (WERE HE ALIVE TODAY) #29
By Torry Stiles 10. “When I was in grade school and it got cold, we didn’t get the day off. We just had to walk to
TOP TEN SIGNS REAL WINTER HAS HIT THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Dairy Queen swaps the pumpkin pie ice cream for frozen hot chocolate. 9. Nobody even questions the existence of “frozen
Let’s agree to agree on subject-verb agreements
By Curtis Honeycutt You only have to look as far as your social media feed to realize people disagree over just about everything in our
One for the history books
By Curtis Honeycutt Somewhere in a secret laboratory (probably in Minsk), a team of thermodynamic scientists worked for years to perfect the to-go mug that
TOP TEN SANTA CLAUS COMPLAINTS THIS YEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. I got so-called psychologists telling me I have to drop the whole naughty or nice thing. “Everyone should get a present.” Sheesh.