By Curtis Honeycutt There is no future. Feel free to go back to bed now. You probably think I’m referring to the fact that we
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TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR THE UP-AND-COMING TOP TEN LIST WRITER
By Torry Stiles 10. Never take yourself too seriously. Remember: your wife may love you but she still thinks you’re an idiot. 9. Never be
It’s about time we discussed this, noon or midnight
By Curtis Honeycutt If having kids has taught me anything, it’s that I’m never going to be on time for anything again in my life.
TOP TEN PLANS FOR THE OLD GREENWOOD MIDDLE SCHOOL … REJECTED
By Torry Stiles 10. Mrs. Curl Ice Cream Pavilion. Finally a place big enough for the summer crowd … and my own personal express lane.
TOP TEN SIGNS SPRING IS COMING TO THE SOUTHSIDE
By Torry Stiles 10. Talk at work is less about the Colts and more about Zero Turn Radius mowers. 9. You have to remind your
How to bring your ‘A’ game to the office
By Curtis Honeycutt Going on a coffee run for your co-workers sounds like a great idea, doesn’t it? Not only do you seem considerate of
TOP TEN WAYS TO BECOME YOUR COMPANY’S NEXT DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE
By Torry Stiles 10. Answer the phone with the phrase, “Are you hiring?” 9. Greet the corporate CEO with a firm handshake and the question,
Caught in the meddle, medal, metal and mettle
By Curtis Honeycutt I had a friend visit me the other day to tell me about a problem. I listened to her secret shame and
TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD VISIT YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER
By Torry Stiles 10. It smells nicer than the average men’s locker room. 9. The staff lets you touch the merchandise all you want, unlike
The top 10 funniest words in the English language, according to science
By Curtis Honeycutt I have a 5-year-old son. Right now toilet humor is big. Body parts are funny. Things that produce bad smells get big