By Curtis Honeycutt Your résumé (or curriculum vitae, if you speak Latin) can be like a key that unlocks the door to an interview for
Tag: humor
TOP 10 SCARIEST HALLOWEEN TREATS
By Torry Stiles 10. Melted Milk Balls 9. Eminems 8. Three Musty Deers 7. Chocolate Trumps 6. Footsie Rolls 5. Peppermint Salmon Patty 4. Sneakers
Are apocopes ‘totes adorbs’ or ‘natch’?
By Curtis Honeycutt If you’ve ever spilled your brandy on your tux near the grand piano at the rhino zoo, you know what I’m talking
TOP 10 WAYS I AM PREPARING FOR WINTER
By Torry Stiles 10. Searching Pinterest for exciting, tasty and nutritious recipes using Nyquil. 9. Teaching the dogs to walk themselves. 8. Thermal underwear and
To avoid repetition, don’t say the same thing twice
By Curtis Honeycutt If you drive an hour from my house, you can get to an Indiana city named Gas City. If you drive into
TOP 10 THINGS THE 911 DISPATCHER HATES TO HEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. “Send that cute ambulance guy with the dimples.” 9. “If the firemen are coming to my house can I have them
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE OVERDOING THE FALL FESTIVAL THING
By Torry Stiles 10. The covered bridge people are offering you a frequent flier program. 9. There are more candles and potpourri baskets in your
Mixed up the lyrics? There’s a word for that.
By Curtis Honeycutt I’d love to be in a real band someday, if for no other reason but to come up with cool potential band
TOP 10 REASONS I WON’T BE JOINING THE MARCH ON AREA 51
By Torry Stiles 10. I had talked the paper into paying me to go but their $17 wouldn’t cover my bus ticket. 9. I’ve watched
Who are you calling an idiom?
By Curtis Honeycutt Some people take things literally. Kleptomaniacs take things, literally. Literalists aren’t fans of idioms. Idioms are phrases with figurative meanings; they aren’t