10. If the kids aren’t going back to school will we be getting some of our tax money back? 9. Whoever thought of combining alcohol and axe throwing is a genius. Move over, Elon Musk. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Counterfeiting “Essential Worker” passes. 9. We’ve already got Uber Eats and Door Dash, so I’m starting an adult beverage service called Beer Me. 8. Creating my own university degree in essential […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “You’re the only thing I’m positive for.” 9. “Six feet until we’re married.” 8. “Penny for you thoughts?” “No cash. Cards only.” 7. “Wanna quarantine?” 6. “I’m seeing a boy in […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Now you can quietly mouth all those things you wanted to REALLY say right to their faces and they’ll never know it.” 9. “Keep it on during meals for a handy-dandy […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Wanna be my girlfriend?” has been replaced with, “Wanna share a mask?” 9. After they’re done pulling guns out of cartoon shows they’ll go after the ones in the history books. In […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “Tired of sitting on the back of the couch lickin’ the window.” 9. “Ain’t peed on nothin’ new in weeks.” 8. “We’re keeping it on the down low around here. Fluffy […]
By Torry Stiles [Dear readers – Proper use of the internet and texting requires the proper use of texting abbreviations. Most of us know LOL (Laugh Out Loud), BRB (Be Right Back) and WTF? (Where’s […]
10. Cornteen – noun – the state of acting like you were staying inside but you’ve been to Walmart more times in the last three months than you have in the last three years. 9. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. All kinds of folks are wondering when the high school and college football and basketball teams will start playing. Not a lot are worried about all the other kids getting their […]
By Torry Stiles 10. I’m just a year shy of my 60th birthday this week. I have passed the point of where I will never get back more in Social Security than I have contributed. […]