By Torry Stiles 10. Hallmark Channel is going 24/7/365 on Christmas shows. 9. Two out of three gubernatorial candidates are at your front door wanting to debate mask mandates. 8. The various TV networks have […]
By Torry Stiles 10. I remind myself just how stupid a Top Nine list would look. 9. Say something about Long’s Donuts. 8. Imagine giving three Red Bulls and a dozen Krispy Kreme’s to the […]
By Torry Stiles 10. All arrests will include the reading of the arrestee’s rights and a chance to say they’re really, really sorry. 9. Police officer belts will include their pistol, mace, handcuffs and a […]
By Torry Stiles 10. A microphone “Off” switch would solve a lot of problems. 9. “Will you shut up, man?” … Seconds away from throwing hands. Break out the steel cage for a ladders and […]
By Torry Stiles 10. “We were fine until you took the mask off.” 9. “Quarantine’s over, dear. Time to move out.” 8. “I only loved you for your hydroxychloroquine prescription.” 7. “I’ve found someone who […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The Halloween aisle is still bigger than the Christmas aisle. 9. If it’s orange and has cinnamon in it then it’s pumpkin. 8. The closer we get to hunting season the […]
10. “We seem to get meaner with each other every time another president is getting elected. We just need to remember that we can always pick another one in a few more years. It ain’t […]
By Torry Stiles 10. My wife won’t let me get a skateboard. 9. Enthusiastic co-workers but no dental plan. 8. My handwriting is so bad. Everybody keeps asking me which side I’m on. 7. The […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The lesser of two evils is getting harder and harder to find. 9. I could probably tolerate the idea of vote buying If they would quit selling them in bulk. 8. […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Find the mute button before the class starts to save embarrassment later. 9. Many grown-ups can tell a real cough from a fake one. 8. Never show off by drinking chocolate […]