By Torry Stiles 10. “A little conservative goes a long way but a lot of conservative will often go the wrong way.” 9. “Mr. Herbert Hoover
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Throwing the book at Captain Hook
By Curtis Honeycutt Before I slash at Captain Hook’s character, I want to say this: if I could grow a twisty mustache like Captain Hook,
Baby got back slang
By Curtis Honeycutt As I approach the magical age of 40, I’m supposedly getting to the peak of my life (and then it’s all downhill
Top 10 reasons they keep taking those classified documents out of the White House
By Torry Stiles 10. “She wasn’t the only intern there, ya know.” 9. “The grandkids like using those ‘TOP SECRET’ file folders to stash their
Top 10 things for Colts fans to do now
By Torry Stiles 10. Quietly cry yourself to sleep clutching your favorite Peyton Manning jersey. 9. Fire up the VCR with those tapes from 2007.
If you squint, it almost makes sense
By Curtis Honeycutt I didn’t wear glasses until I was 19. As an up-and-coming visionary word nerd, I had never thought I needed corrective lenses.
Will ChatGPT replace human writers?
By Curtis Honeycutt Welcome to the year of AI content creation. From writing to artwork created by artificial intelligence software, the internet is embracing this
Top 10 ways you blew the first date
By Torry Stiles 10. “I’m out here waiting. You said you’d pick me up at 6 p.m.” “Who is this?” 9. “How will I know
It’s not as bad as it sounds
By Curtis Honeycutt I’ve been accused of acting my shoe size more times than I can count. I’m OK with that. Why is that, you
Top 10 reasons to avoid the fight at Waffle House
By Torry Stiles 10. You might want to visit Canada soon, and they won’t let you in if you got a felony. 9. I think