By Curtis Honeycutt It’s true — people with better spelling and grammar get more dates. I regularly receive emails from readers asking me about the death of spelling and grammar, especially concerning the rise of […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Leftover Halloween candy is no longer on the clearance shelf. 9. My summer tan never got past my elbows. 8. All the things I couldn’t because it was too expensive, I […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Police dispatch doesn’t give the officers your address. They just say the name of your business with the word “the” stressed in front of it and the word “again” afterward. 9. Incident […]
By Torry Stiles 10. P-mail – noun – messages that come just as you get positioned and can’t get to your phone. 9. Diaper pale – adjective – the color of a person dealing with […]
By Curtis Honeycutt Why are you yelling? Have you seen someone post a social media update in all caps? It’s not a good look. In fact, posting in all caps makes it seem like we’re […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Test that whole “don’t wash the white clothes with the dark clothes” thing. 9. Barbecue sauce fixes every meal. 8. Keep the drapes closed when dancing in your boxers. 7. Be […]
By Curtis Honeycutt Do you ever hear yourself use a word or phrase that makes you say, “I am becoming my parents?” It happens to me all the time. The biggest example is when something […]
By Torry Stiles 10. The only thing worse than hearing the sirens is not hearing the sirens. 9. The patter of rain on the roof loses its charm when it’s dripping into a bucket by […]
By Torry Stiles 10. Everybody else is trotting out their old, worn-out jokes about potholes … but not THIS guy. 9. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and you can hear the plastic being peeled off […]
By Curtis Honeycutt Are you ready for a linguistic adventure that blurs the lines of words and verbal volleyball? Buckle up, buttercup, because things are about to go to a-whole-nother level of morphological creativity. We’ll […]