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The Dead Files: Part I

January 10, 2019 SST

By Rick Hinton “My name is Amy Allan. I see dead people. I speak to dead people. And they speak to me. But there’s only one way to know if my findings are right. I […]

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The pineal gland we never knew

January 10, 2019 SST

By Wendell Fowler What we don’t know is more liberating than what we think we know. The holy temple is a living miracle and every part has a designated purpose. To assume God created us to […]

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Mary Poppins Returns

January 10, 2019 SST

By Bradley Lane As a preface to this review, I would like to get something out of the way, I believe that there is absolutely no reason for this film to exist. The original Mary […]

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A world of pure exaggeration

January 7, 2019 SST

By Curtis Honeycutt We need to talk about “literally.” I’m afraid we’re not using it “correctly.” Now, before you accuse me of being a Captain Crankypants about this, hear me out for a minute. Literally […]

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TOP TEN SANTA CLAUS COMPLAINTS THIS YEAR

January 7, 2019 SST

By Torry Stiles 10. I got so-called psychologists telling me I have to drop the whole naughty or nice thing. “Everyone should get a present.” Sheesh. 9. It’s freakin’ cold out there. 8. Reindeer feed is high-fiber and […]

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TOP TEN REJECTED TOP TEN LISTS OF 2018

January 7, 2019 SST

By Torry Stiles     10. Top Ten ways to get kicked out of Long’s Donuts. [“Number 4. Can I just lick the counter for a nickel?”] 9. Top Ten reasons I’m not The Southside Times food critic. 8. Top […]

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Unjustifiably maligned celery

January 7, 2019 SST

By Wendell Fowler In the Mediterranean, crunchy celery has been cultivated and used as food and medicine for millennia. Although, in America celery, meh, it’s been diminished; just another dreaded veggie we’re “forced” to eat. […]

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The most superlative you

January 7, 2019 SST

By Curtis Honeycutt Since Julius Caesar proposed the aptly named Julian calendar in 45 B.C., people have been making bold resolutions to improve themselves. For the record, Caesar’s resolution didn’t work that year, as his […]