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TOP TEN MODERN SLOGANS FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND

August 31, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. Let the Christmas specials begin! 9. Cinnamon in everything until New Year’s Eve. 8. Kicking off three months of fall festivals. 7. Last chance to nail that backflip off the board… dream on, milquetoast. […]

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On adverbs and sandwiches

August 31, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Curtis Honeycutt What’s a sandwich without a little sauce? And by sauce, of course, I mean mustard. Without mustard, a sandwich is dry, boring and lifeless. Please, I don’t want any emails from the […]

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TOP TEN WAYS TO RESCUE NASCAR

August 23, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. All road races will be conducted on regular city streets during normal business hours. 9. Any disputes not resolved by NASCAR’s safety board or competition committee can be settled behind the garage in […]

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TOP TEN THINGS I SOMETIMES LIKE TO DO (#2)

August 17, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. Practice what I preach after preaching some really naughty stuff. 9. Demo derby the shopping carts in the Kroger cart corral. 8. Ghost-write autobiographies for my pretend friends. 7. Teach the neighbor kids how to […]

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How to show them you mean business

August 9, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Curtis Honeycutt You’ve gone over your expertly-tailored business suit with your lithium battery-powered lint roller in the executive bathroom. You’ve humbly positioned your luxury watch so it peeks just so outside your shirt cuffs […]