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TOP TEN WAYS I WINTERIZE

September 27, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. Refresh my supply of go-to DVDs. 9. Stock up on tomato soup. 8. Re-ignite my love of brandy. 7. Steal back all the fluffy blankets from the kids’ room. 6. Refresh my list of neighbor kids […]

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TOP TEN MODERN SLOGANS FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND

August 31, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. Let the Christmas specials begin! 9. Cinnamon in everything until New Year’s Eve. 8. Kicking off three months of fall festivals. 7. Last chance to nail that backflip off the board… dream on, milquetoast. […]

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On adverbs and sandwiches

August 31, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Curtis Honeycutt What’s a sandwich without a little sauce? And by sauce, of course, I mean mustard. Without mustard, a sandwich is dry, boring and lifeless. Please, I don’t want any emails from the […]

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TOP TEN WAYS TO RESCUE NASCAR

August 23, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. All road races will be conducted on regular city streets during normal business hours. 9. Any disputes not resolved by NASCAR’s safety board or competition committee can be settled behind the garage in […]

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TOP TEN THINGS I SOMETIMES LIKE TO DO (#2)

August 17, 2018 Nicole Davis

By Torry Stiles 10. Practice what I preach after preaching some really naughty stuff. 9. Demo derby the shopping carts in the Kroger cart corral. 8. Ghost-write autobiographies for my pretend friends. 7. Teach the neighbor kids how to […]