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A world of pure exaggeration
By Curtis Honeycutt We need to talk about “literally.” I’m afraid we’re not using it “correctly.” Now, before you accuse me of being a Captain Crankypants about this, hear me out for a minute. Literally […]

TOP TEN SANTA CLAUS COMPLAINTS THIS YEAR
By Torry Stiles 10. I got so-called psychologists telling me I have to drop the whole naughty or nice thing. “Everyone should get a present.” Sheesh. 9. It’s freakin’ cold out there. 8. Reindeer feed is high-fiber and […]

TOP TEN REJECTED TOP TEN LISTS OF 2018
By Torry Stiles 10. Top Ten ways to get kicked out of Long’s Donuts. [“Number 4. Can I just lick the counter for a nickel?”] 9. Top Ten reasons I’m not The Southside Times food critic. 8. Top […]

Second Act
By Bradley Lane As a reviewer, I feel it my responsibility to review films I am interested in to recommend the best possible movies I can, however, I want to broaden my horizons. If I […]

2019: A clean slate and empathy for the new year
By Wendell Fowler Okay, phew! That was such great fun, but I’m relieved the holidays are over so we can resume eating and drinking sensibly … or not. With good intentions, most folks write an […]


Unjustifiably maligned celery
By Wendell Fowler In the Mediterranean, crunchy celery has been cultivated and used as food and medicine for millennia. Although, in America celery, meh, it’s been diminished; just another dreaded veggie we’re “forced” to eat. […]

The most superlative you
By Curtis Honeycutt Since Julius Caesar proposed the aptly named Julian calendar in 45 B.C., people have been making bold resolutions to improve themselves. For the record, Caesar’s resolution didn’t work that year, as his […]

New Year’s resolutions for 2019
By Rick Hinton The New Year means different things to different people. New Year’s resolutions certainly play a part. Resolutions all boil down to simply — dissatisfaction — and admitting our shortcomings; to finally making […]