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April 29, 2016

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Torry’s Top Ten: Bad Haircut?
Apr28

Torry’s Top Ten: Bad Haircut?

Top ten thoughts after getting a bad haircut by Torry Stiles Once you realize it’s going badly it’s too late. Anytime your stylist says, “uh-oh” you need to put down your phone and pay attention. Avoid nervous barbers. There are very few good ways to hide a reverse Mohawk. This is why I don’t want a tattoo. One slip of the wrist and I could be honoring “Mather.” I really think this the wrong...

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/21/16
Apr21

Torry’s Top Ten 4/21/16

Top ten baffling things heard at the flea market by Torry Stiles “I’m not accusing you of selling bootleg CD’s. I’m just saying that I don’t think the studio would sell one called “Batman versus Supperman.” “I don’t care what Johnny Larson said. We did not buy your little sister here., “Is it legal to sell these?” “That depends. Are you a cop?”...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Real Will Rogers
Apr14

Torry’s Top Ten: Real Will Rogers

Top Ten REAL quotes from Will Rogers compiled by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Last week I posted a list of the top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today). I groove on Will Rogers every few minutes months and write a column that I think he would approve. One of my younger fans asked me who Will Rogers was. Perhaps these actual Rogers quotes will help explain things. ) “Last year we said, ‘Things...

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Torry’s Top Ten: 4/7/16
Apr07

Torry’s Top Ten: 4/7/16

Top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) – 21st Century centennial edition by Torry Stiles “The way they’ve pumped the inheritance taxes it looks like we’re all gonna be dyin’ for our country.” “Mr. Obama in Washington will be retirin’ soon and still be young enough to get another job. It’s rough bein’ in the public’s eye all the time but it’s hard...

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Torry’s Top Ten: 3/31/16
Mar31

Torry’s Top Ten: 3/31/16

Top ten things Perry Meridian High School backers threatened me with by Torry Stiles (Dear readers- Last week’s column dealt with Katie Gearlds and the confusion involving Katie Douglas. Many fans of Perry Meridian High School women’s basketball felt slighted that I did not acknowledge PMHS alumnus Katie Douglas who recently retired after 15 years in the WNBA and international basketball leagues. While I can understand...

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