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April 19, 2015

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/16/15
Apr16

Torry’s Top Ten 4/16/15

Top ten most regretted requests by Torry Stiles “Do you want an honest opinion about those pants?” “Let’s check this place out. They’re doing karaoke. “ “So, if I eat the Dagwood Special in one hour I get it free? Sign me up!” “It’s only a week at camp. What could happen?” “Do you need some help moving? I’ve got a pick-up truck. “ “Wanna play...

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/9/15
Apr09

Torry’s Top Ten 4/9/15

Top ten thoughts about the second anniversary of my heart attack and bypass surgery by Torry Stile (Dear readers: On April 10, 2013 I suffered a heart attack that led to a triple bypass and a few weeks at St. Francis Hospital. All-in-all it was an experience I’d rather not repeat. ) 10. April 10, 2013 was also the last time I smoked. People ask me how I quit so easily. … Gee, I don’t know, maybe it was knowing how...

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/2/15
Apr02

Torry’s Top Ten 4/2/15

Top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) No. 12 or so by Torry Stiles “If they had this Internet thing back when William Randolph Hearst ran the news then y’all would be climbin’ in rockets to go fight the Martians. An’ if ol’ Teddy Roosevelt was still here he’d be buildin’ his own.” “That Governor Pence has got his hands full. He’s got it worse than a naked...

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Torry’s Top Ten 3/26/15
Mar26

Torry’s Top Ten 3/26/15

Top ten things the state legislature could have spent time on instead of the ‘Religious Freedom’ bill   by Torry Stiles 10. Protecting our borders; especially the one with Kentucky. 9. Replace tornado sirens with a recording of Vincent Price laughing evilly. 8. Outlaw yappy dogs. 7. Change the state song to something we all know… like the theme to Three’s Company. 6. Make Long’s glazed yeast the official state...

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Torry’s Top Ten 3/19/15

Top ten things NOT to say to a comedian by Torry Stiles 10. “Your suit is funnier than your jokes.” 9. “Y’all were a lot funnier after I started drinking.” 8. “Which one is the straight man? I couldn’t tell. ” 7. “Can you do some George Carlin stuff? A Monty Python bit? Don’t y’all take requests?” 6. “I’ll pray for you but I bet you still won’t...

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