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February 09, 2016

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
  • BEECH GROVE
  • CENTER GROVE
  • GREENWOOD
  • SOUTHPORT
  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS
Torry’s Top Ten: 2/04/16
Feb04

Torry’s Top Ten: 2/04/16

Top ten reasons your restaurant failed by Torry Stiles Happy Hour is best left for the customers to enjoy. You were the only restaurant in town offering wine suggestions with your children’s menu. We applaud your desire to be a “green” business but recycling the partially eaten food back into the soup was bound to get you in trouble. If customers want to take pictures of their food they will use their cell phone...

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Torry’s Top Ten 1/28/12
Jan28

Torry’s Top Ten 1/28/12

Top ten reasons you lost that department store job by Torry Stiles While working in housewares you told a customer, “These are great pans for cooking meth.” At Christmas you programmed the store’s Muzak program to continuously play “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” You placed the women’s plus size section underneath the gigantic “White Elephant Sale” banner. The escalators...

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Torry’s Top Ten 1/21/16
Jan21

Torry’s Top Ten 1/21/16

Top ten random thoughts as I lay here moaning on the icy sidewalk by Torry Stiles I remember when I used to pop back up and laugh at this sort of thing. Now I just wish to lie here until spring. Oooooo….. such purty clouds. They remind me of the cotton ball in the aspirin bottle. Nailed the dismount, blew the landing. Didja ever notice that those insurance commercials never talk about stuff like this? Car wrecks and dinosaurs,...

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Torry’s Top Ten
Jan07

Torry’s Top Ten

Top ten signs you’re getting too old for that by Torry Stiles The beer budget has been passed by the Tylenol and heating pad budget. The clerks no longer ask you if you want to Super Size it but automatically offer the AARP discount. The label stating, “One size fits most,” is cause for laughter. Folks with their own gray hair hold the door for you. Nobody wants to hear about you meeting A. J. Foyt, Johnny Unitas or...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Quotes 20th Anniversary
Dec31

Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Quotes 20th Anniversary

Top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he still alive) – Special 20th anniversary edition by Torry Stiles “I’ve seen daredevils race around on bicycles and motorcycles but I ain’t seen nothin” crazier than this election cycle.” “Seems we all gotta get educated about gender identification. It’d be pretty easy to do if’n they’d just stick with two.” “We had a real...

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