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May 28, 2015

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
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Torry’s Top Ten 5/21/15
May21

Torry’s Top Ten 5/21/15

Top ten things learned from moving to a smaller place by Torry Stiles (Dear friends – My family has moved deep into the 46227 zone. The living space is smaller and we have to downsize. It has been a fun week of dumpster-diving boxes and begging for trucks.) Always leave a bathroom light on in a new house…. and adjust your aim for the new place. 9. Friends who will work for pizza and beer are valuable. Ones who will work...

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Torry’s Top Ten 5/14/15
May14

Torry’s Top Ten 5/14/15

Top ten signs you’re not getting your money back by Torry Stiles 10. “All refunds must be requested in writing before purchase. ” 9. “Oh. Do I still owe you? I figured that if you don’t ask for it I don’t really owe it. ” 8. “But, Dad, I thought it was one of those ‘magic forgiveness’ loans.” 7. “This machine does not make change.  …. or refunds. Have a nice...

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Torry’s Top Ten 5/7/15

Top ten things that Mama said by Torry Stiles 10. That there’d be days like this but not that they’d be almost every day. 9. That if she has to pull this car over someone is going to get it. 8. That she brought me into this world and I ain’t going back. 7. That I better shop around. 6. That she does the hanky-panky. 5. Do I want some whiskey in my water or sugar in my tea? 4. If I get it out, I can put it back....

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/30/15
Apr30

Torry’s Top Ten 4/30/15

Top ten recent Good News\Bad News situations   by Torry Stiles Good news: They’re finally printing your letter to the editor. Bad news: It’s the one that starts, “Dear Penthouse.” Good news: You realize that the cop that pulled you over is an old classmate. Bad news: ….. that you use to pick on and call, “Pizza Face.” Good news: The buffet is well-stocked. Bad news: The guy ahead of you...

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Torry’s Top Ten 4/23/15
Apr23

Torry’s Top Ten 4/23/15

Top ten reasons not to anger Stevie, the waitress at The Ordinary (or any other food server) by Torry Stiles (Dear friends: My fondness for Southside eateries is legendary.  I’ve been a fan of Wanamaker’s New Bethel Ordinary for decades. One of the employees there dared me to write her a list. Challenge accepted!) You can hide amazing things under brown gravy. You know that old prank where you loosen the cap on the salt...

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