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September 04, 2015

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
  • BEECH GROVE
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  • GREENWOOD
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  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS
Torry’s Top Ten 8/27/15
Aug27

Torry’s Top Ten 8/27/15

Top ten recent denials and deniers by Torry Stiles “I’m not a mechanic I just got a bad problem buying tools.” 9. “He’s not a real transsexual. He’s just freaked out over a real crappy facelift.” 8. “They’re not burnt. The frying pan is shedding.” 7. “We didn’t raise our prices. We just added a service fee.” 6. “The brakes are supposed to sound like...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Fixing the Walmart problem
Aug20

Torry’s Top Ten: Fixing the Walmart problem

Top ten suggestions to “fix” the Walmart “problem” by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – In case you didn’t get the memo: The City of Beech Grove has file papers declaring the local Walmart to be a “public nuisance.” This follows after many years of daily police runs to the store for a variety of criminal complaints. While this writer is no expert in the operation of a large retail store or a...

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Torry’s Top Ten 8/13/15

Top ten reasons the EPA dumped all that toxic waste into the river in Colorado by Torry Stiles Job security downstream. 9. Somebody was doing doughnuts on the back hoe and got careless. They’re not sure who because there was a lot of Natural Light involved. 8. They were celebrating that they didn’t have interstate bridge duty in Indiana. 7. Those trout were getting all uppity and needed to be taught a lesson. 6. They...

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Torry’s Top Ten 8/6/15

Top ten worst things to hear from your kids after their first week of school by Torry Stiles “This is going to be a rough year. We have all the same cops we had last year.” 9. “Tomorrow is going to be special. The sixth graders are giving us swirlies.” 8. “They asked for room mothers and I signed you up.” 7. “I got a gold star, Mommy. It’s for passing the pat-down search.” 6....

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Torry’s Top Ten 7/30/15
Jul30

Torry’s Top Ten 7/30/15

Top ten things the county fair has taught me by Torry Stiles Pigs hate it when you brag about your yummy corndog. 9. Mommy and Daddy are lying to you. Goldfish don’t sleep. Those floaters are dead. 8. Take extra nuts and bolts with you to scatter around the rides. Hilarious. 7. Cotton candy should never be stored in your pants pocket. 6. The folks working the pig barn have heard all of the Miss Piggy/Kermit the Frog jokes. All...

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