Print Edition

May 29, 2016

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
  • BEECH GROVE
  • CENTER GROVE
  • GREENWOOD
  • SOUTHPORT
  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS
Torry’s Top Ten: Rumors during St. Francis military training
May26

Torry’s Top Ten: Rumors during St. Francis military training

Top ten rumors overheard during the military training at the old St. Francis Hospital by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – About 12:30 a.m. Tuesday morning folks in Beech Grove were alarmed to hear explosions, gunfire and helicopters buzzing the old St. Francis Hospital. Many were caught unaware and were flooding social media for explanations.) “Aliens. Gotta be aliens. Get up in the attic and find that old “E. T.”...

Read More
Torry’s Top Ten: Shallo’s Beer Tasting
May19

Torry’s Top Ten: Shallo’s Beer Tasting

Top ten reasons Torry will not be allowed back to the next Shallo’s beer tasting event by Mrs. Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Torry Stiles is unable to finish this week’s Top Ten list. Shallo’s Antique Bar had their annual Spring beer tasting event and Torry felt obligated to attend. He is still in bed trying to think of a new disease to call in sick with. I volunteered to do this one for him.) The folks at...

Read More
Torry’s Top Ten: Budweiser
May11

Torry’s Top Ten: Budweiser

Top ten reasons Budweiser should not change its name to “America” by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Anheuser-Busch breweries recently announced their exciting summer promotion for Budweiser beer. For the summer of 2016 they would change the name to “America.”) 10. What if they get trademark protection and don’t give the name back? 9. Terrorist bombing of liquor stores will increase. 8. The old college...

Read More
Torry’s Top Ten: Primary Elections
May05

Torry’s Top Ten: Primary Elections

Top ten primary election thoughts from a pig’s point of view By Porkrinds Stiles (Dear readers – Once again my porcine friend, Porkrinds, has asked to share a few thoughts with you. Please be patient as she lacks thumbs to type quickly. Read slowly.)     I don’t know much about cattle but I knows bull when I sees it. Seems nobody knowed who they’s votin’ for but lots of ’em knowed who...

Read More
Torry’s Top Ten: Bad Haircut?
Apr28

Torry’s Top Ten: Bad Haircut?

Top ten thoughts after getting a bad haircut by Torry Stiles Once you realize it’s going badly it’s too late. Anytime your stylist says, “uh-oh” you need to put down your phone and pay attention. Avoid nervous barbers. There are very few good ways to hide a reverse Mohawk. This is why I don’t want a tattoo. One slip of the wrist and I could be honoring “Mather.” I really think this the wrong...

Read More