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October 25, 2014

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
  • BEECH GROVE
  • CENTER GROVE
  • GREENWOOD
  • SOUTHPORT
  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS

Torry’s Top Ten 10/23/14

Top ten signs that this will not be a normal wedding There’s a cover charge. You recognize the Maid of Honor. She was the Best Man at your cousin’s wedding. The preacher is doing requests. The ring bearer doesn’t have the ring but does have the 20 bucks he got for it. You were ready for a ceremony with two brides but when they added the third one….. The ceremony starts with the introduction of the Klingon...

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Torry’s Top Ten, 10/16/14
Oct16

Torry’s Top Ten, 10/16/14

Top ten reasons I end up bruised a lot by Torry Stiles  “How come we never go out?” “You keep coming back in.” “Where have you been?” “As far as I could get.” “Can we have a quiet evening together?” “Does this mean you’ll shut up?” “How do I look?” “Angry. Let’s go.” “Why is the dog barking?” “Because dogs...

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Torry’s Top 10: 10/09/14
Oct09

Torry’s Top 10: 10/09/14

Top ten “First World” problems I’ve witnessed recently “I had to throw away my chili-cheese fries because the chili-cheese was cold.” “School is too hard ’cause we can’t text in class.” “I would help but I have to stay away from drama. Sorry about your car.” “There’s, like, thirty or forty kernels in my popcorn that wouldn’t pop.”...

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Torry’s Top Ten 10/02/14
Oct08

Torry’s Top Ten 10/02/14

Top ten things you don’t want to hear your husband say by Torry Stiles 10. “How much gauze do we have?” 9. “Don’t use the bank card.” 8. “I thought you had the kids.” 7. “They say it might not be broken.” 6. “It’s supposed to smoke like that.” 5. “I had a bad batch the last time. Make mine el Diablo style. I’ll be fine.” 4. “I learned...

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Torry's Top Ten

Top Ten reasons the K-Mart on Madison Avenue is closing  by Torry Stiles Frivolous lawsuits. One too many people walked into the barbed wire display while texting. Changing economic climate. The stores employees and wholesalers kept insisting they be paid which meant the store had to insist customers pay for stuff… the whole system bogged down then. Rough neighborhood. Even the handicapped folks were stealing the metal...

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