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December 08, 2016

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
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  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS
Torry’s Top Ten: The mall at Christmas
Dec01

Torry’s Top Ten: The mall at Christmas

Top ten things you learn working at the mall at Christmas by Torry Stiles 10. Mall cops do exist and molesting elf statues is a crime. 9. The stores care less about which restroom you use than how many pairs of shoes you go in with. 8. All mall pretzels taste the same. 7. No employee should be allowed to wear the same elf hat more than five days in a row. 6. The marketer that puts a tool department next to the women’s apparel...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Not ready for Christmas
Nov23

Torry’s Top Ten: Not ready for Christmas

Top ten signs your store isn’t ready for the Christmas season by Torry Stiles 10. You let your brother’s geeky kid handle your advertising and now you’re trying to explain to your customers about your great X-man sales. 9. “Yes, I have fire insurance. Why do you… What’s that smell?” 8. “….and I suppose you think Mr. Peterson won’t mind when we tell him we can’t open...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Lessons learned from this election
Nov17

Torry’s Top Ten: Lessons learned from this election

Top ten lessons learned from this elections by Porkrinds Stiles (Dear friends – It’s been a tough couple of months. Even my pig Porkrinds noticed. Here is her take on the 2016 election cycle. – Torry Stiles) 10. “Ya gotta live in this state longer to be in the county fair than to be a Congressman.” 9. “Whole lotta folks hopin’ the bars were open on Election Day ’cause they really wanted...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Post-Election
Nov10

Torry’s Top Ten: Post-Election

Top ten things I would have like to have heard after the election by Torry Stiles 10. “Looking back on the campaign I think we spent too much time counting how many “Likes” we got on Facebook.” 9. “My opponent fought the good fight and led a great campaign. I’m sorry about that time I said his parents were never married.” 8. “Our polls would seem to indicate that people don’t...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Special Election Edition
Nov03

Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Special Election Edition

Top ten recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) [ #24 Special Election Edition] by Torry Stiles 10. “People ask me; ‘Will, if you’re so smart how come you don’t run for office?’ I tell ’em it’s ’cause I’m so smart, that’s why.” 9. “I know how to get rich this election day. I’m going to sell mouthwash at the polls so folks can wash that bad taste out...

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