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March 25, 2017

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Torry’s Top Ten: Too much time
Mar23

Torry’s Top Ten: Too much time

Top ten signs you’ve got too much time on your hands by Torry Stiles 10. You and the dogs just finished a 15 minute discussion about appropriate behavior when the mail carrier stops by. 9. You save up your fortune cookie fortunes so you can teach yourself to speak Chinese. 8. You have grave concerns about proper storage of pinking shears. 7. Your sock drawer is arranged by color and length. 6. More than one of your neighbors has...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Random Thoughts
Mar16

Torry’s Top Ten: Random Thoughts

Top Ten Random Thoughts as I Try to Figure Out What to Do with the 200 Pounds of Sidewalk Salt I Bought in September by Torry Stiles 10. I need to work on shortening my column titles. 9. Where are the good scissors? All I can find are the pinking shears. …and why do we have pinking shears? …and whoever thought to call them that? 8. I need a new hobby if I have enough time to put that much thought into pinking shears. 7. I...

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Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Quotes #25
Mar10

Torry’s Top Ten: Will Rogers Quotes #25

Top ten recent quotes from Will Rogers (were he alive today) #25 Silver Edition by Torry Stiles 10. “Us Democrats are still ready to do what we can for the party – we just ain’t sure if the party knows what to have us do besides complain…. But some of us are awful good at that, too.” 9. “Sometimes I look for the milk o’ human kindness and I spot the jackass raisin’ nothin’ but...

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Top ten reasons the Colts’ David Parry went wild on a golf cart
Mar02

Top ten reasons the Colts’ David Parry went wild on a golf cart

by Torry Stiles (Dear readers – Recently Indianapolis Colts player David Parry was arrested in Arizona for stealing and crashing a golf cart while out bar hopping. Police, the Colts and the NFL are investigating but maybe this will help.) 10. “Trying to get back before bed check.” 9. “I blame PTSD….. Pabst, Tequila Shots and Daiquiris.” 8. “It’s Daytona, baby! Boogity-boogity!” 7....

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Torry’s Top Ten: Signs corporate is pulling the plug
Feb23

Torry’s Top Ten: Signs corporate is pulling the plug

Top ten signs corporate is pulling the plug on your store soon by Torry Stiles 10. The employee bulletin board used to promote requests for donations to needy families. Now it tells you where to get free cheese and baby formula. 9. Manikins are for sale as are the shelves, lighting and shopping carts. 8. Signs offering the company credit card have been replaced with signs saying, “Cash only. Exact change appreciated.” 7....

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