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April 02, 2015

  • Serving Indy’s Southside Since 1928
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  • GREENWOOD
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  • FRANKLIN & PERRY TOWNSHIPS
Torry’s Top Ten 3/26/15
Mar26

Torry’s Top Ten 3/26/15

Top ten things the state legislature could have spent time on instead of the ‘Religious Freedom’ bill   by Torry Stiles 10. Protecting our borders; especially the one with Kentucky. 9. Replace tornado sirens with a recording of Vincent Price laughing evilly. 8. Outlaw yappy dogs. 7. Change the state song to something we all know… like the theme to Three’s Company. 6. Make Long’s glazed yeast the official state...

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Torry’s Top Ten 3/19/15

Top ten things NOT to say to a comedian by Torry Stiles 10. “Your suit is funnier than your jokes.” 9. “Y’all were a lot funnier after I started drinking.” 8. “Which one is the straight man? I couldn’t tell. ” 7. “Can you do some George Carlin stuff? A Monty Python bit? Don’t y’all take requests?” 6. “I’ll pray for you but I bet you still won’t...

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Torry’s Top Ten 3/12/15
Mar12

Torry’s Top Ten 3/12/15

Top ten things you learn from a roomful of amateur comedians  by Torry Stiles Nervous comics pee a lot. If you’re already nervous you might want to avoid the chili and cheese. Poop stories are an international comedy emergency kit. Schoolteachers doing comedy always threaten with quizzes. If the microphone gets more laughs than you do then you’re doing it wrong. Never bring your own children if your material includes...

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Torry’s Top Ten 2/26/15
Feb26

Torry’s Top Ten 2/26/15

Top ten lessons learned at the “Taste of the Southside” event by Torry Stiles All the booths used teeny-tiny sample cups. You could spot the veterans: they brought their own plates and cups. It’s hard to pretend you’re James Bond when you’re drinking a martini out of a Barbie doll-sized cup. The Top Bartender contest should have been decided inside the steel cage or at least with a Lumberjack match. The...

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Torry’s Top Ten 2/19/15

Top ten problems I’m having with sizes by Torry Stiles The cute giraffe-pattern pajama pants only come in long. When buying gifts to show my generosity I always get the largesse. If Ziploc made clothes they would probably be baggy. If the Shakespeare theater group sold shoes they would have two sizes – 2B or not 2B. The dog and I have the same size collar but his is measured in dog inches. I have a wide foot and trouble...

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