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July 06, 2015

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Torry’s Top Ten 7/02/15

Top ten best things about visiting the hospital at 3a.m. by Torry Stiles 10. Lots of parking. 9. If you fall asleep they get worried and offer you stuff like pillows, blankets and drugs. 8. No roommates who cough a lot. 7. The folks in the waiting room are much more willing to join you for a sing-a-long. 6. The guy across the hall is less likely to be contagious and more likely to have a story about running from the police. 5. The TV...

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Torry’s Top Ten 6/25/15
Jun25

Torry’s Top Ten 6/25/15

Top ten ways to experience the county fair without going to the fair by Torry Stiles 10. Get your riding lawnmower out and challenge your neighbors to a pull. 9. Go to hardware store. Buy a yardstick. 8. Drive car into large puddle. Park and walk home. 7. Go to pet shop. Buy a goldfish. Put it in a plastic bag. Take fish and baggy for a walk. Keep walking until it dies. 6. Drive to the nearest roundabout. Start circling. Don’t...

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Torry’s Top Ten 6/18/15
Jun18

Torry’s Top Ten 6/18/15

Top ten observations from my visit to the new craft beer place by Torry Stiles 10. Nice place. Friendly greeting from the staff. Start my visit with a nice, light shandy to cool my throat. 9. A light snack of some nachos prompted a change to a regular lager followed by a pint of their amber ale. 8. Gotta have a sandwich and a deep porter. Stupid golf people trying to watch grass grow but I threatened to kick some butt if they...

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Torry’s Top Ten 6/11/15

Top ten things I want to do before it’s too late by Torry Stiles 10. Create a new series of “Where’s Waldo?” books. Forget to put Waldo in the pictures. 9. Scratch all of my itches. 8. Build a birdhouse that plays a recording of a dog barking anytime someone walks past. 7. Install a rotary payphone in front of my house just to see how many folks don’t know how to use it. 6. Force Coca-Cola to make a...

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Torry Top Ten 6/4/15

Top ten signs you’re not getting that Father of the Year award by Torry Stiles 10. You used the family video tape collection to record the Simpsons marathon. 9. While she was making her high school valedictorian speech you were in the back yelling, “Freebird!” 8. Your Facebook profile proclaims you unmarried and childless. 7. You all rode the city bus to the airport because you spent most of the vacation money on...

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